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Yes, it's official! We are making a movie about the Revolution That Never Happened! 

Stars![]

The Rebles and the NAM[]

  • Keanu Reeves as Oct
  • Orlando Bloom as all the WCs
  • Charlie Sheen as Toby
  • Jackie Chan as Ninjasvswarriors
  • Ashton Kutcher as Daxus Inferno
  • Steven Seagal as Ratc3333
  • Adam Sandler as Reximus55

TSPTF[]

  • Christopher Lee as Lordganon
  • David Tennant as CrimsonAssasin
  • Matt Smith as GunsnadGlory
  • Peter Capaldi as Scrawland Scribblescratch
  • Ben Kingsley as Gandhi as Imperium Guy
  • Brad Pitt as Monster Pumpkin
  • Pierce Brosnan as NuclearVacuum
  • Samuel L. Jackson as Vivaporious
  • Daniel Day Lewis as FirstStooge

Other People[]

  • Sylvester Stallone as Feudalplague
  • George Clooney as CourageousLife
  • Tom Hanks as Mscoree
  • Speaking of which...
    • Gary Sinise as Tr0llis
  • Bear Grylls as Callumthered
  • Leonardo DiCaprio Marlon Brando Al Pacino as Local Mafia Boss
  • Christopher Walken as David Rain
  • Ben Affleck as Deansims


YOU SHALL NOT OBJECT TO THE CASTING BECAUSE WE HAVE THREE DOCTORS IN IT. I PITY THE FOOL WHO IS NOT IN THIS MASTERPIECE. SORRY IF YOU ARE OFFENDED BY YOUR CASTING.

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