Obviously this is satirical***
December 1, 2000
After a long disputed election Max Sinister is elected President of the United States over Al Gore. Gore can not believe he has been beaten by a man whose last name is Sinister.
December 2, 2000
Gore makes his concession speech and says "oh well, at least I wasn't screwed over by a Bush" privately.
December 4, 2000
President-elect Sinister says that he has a mandate from the American people and he is going to clean house ... He is going to amend the constitution to allow people to "delete" each other. NOTE: This doesn't really mean anything other than verbally saying it.
December 6, 2000
President-elect Sinister goes on National T.V. and says that "I hereby delete President Clinton because his head has little content and hasn't been used for months since the Lewinsky scandal!"
December 7, 2000
President Clinton counters with the following: "what about deleting former Vice President Quayle? His head hasn't been used period!"
December 8, 2000
Rush Limbaugh says that he is also going to start "deleting" people who he disagrees with. He starts by "deleting" Howard Stern.
December 11, 2000
Howard Stern counters by "deleting" Rush Limbaugh.
December 14, 2000
John Hinckley, who is in prison for trying to assassinate President Reagan, says "damn, I could have just impressed Jodie Foster by 'deleting' Ronald Reagan."