This page has been nominated for deletion, reason given: Disrespectful to our lord and savior Harambe, who gave his life so that we may have the dankest of memes. If the author of this article shows no interest in improving his AltHist to the required quality demands this article will be deleted.
Harambe is everyone's favourite gorilla. He faced an untimely death at the hands of zookeepers (possibly planned by George Bush as he also did 9/11) because he simply wanted to protect a child that fell into his enclosure.
This timeline will explore a different result. The child was able to be rescued, although Harambe was still shot, but he did not die, rather, he was shot in the penis.
This is a satirical timeline and it will mostly focus on getting a laugh or two out of the reader.